Thursday, June 16, 2005

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say

"That's dynamite, baby."

is anyone else as disappointed as i am when they get up at nine to watch oprah and it's a re-run, AGAIN!

man, talk about a bad start to ones day.

(and if i had the guts i would have added, "gosh! tape some new shows, woman!" but i so don't have those kinds of guts.)

2 comments:

Nathan said...

I was disappointed with Oprah long before I got up this morning.

anya said...

i wouldn't say that too loudly around suzanne and i. (what i mean is oprah has people everywhere and they hear everything, consider yourself warned.