Sunday, July 24, 2005

Four of the Most Beautiful Words...

iced. chai. milk. shake.

(and when these words were brought to my attention did i go and get one, even though i already had a cheese danish sitting in my purse waiting to be eaten? psh. of course!)

iced. chai. milk shake.


(mentioned twice because it is THAT good)

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i dont know who it is
but it probly is fhqwhgads
i ask my friend Joe
i ask my friend Jake
they said it was fhqwhgads

i said come on fhqwhgads
i said come on fhqwhgads
who's to the limit?
say... me! i'm to the limit!
everybody come on fhqwhgads

Thursday, July 14, 2005

How big is Amia?



So Big!











Happy first birthday baby girl!

Friday, July 08, 2005

you crack me up, you crack-up.

"RARE Tomato Shape!"


the first time i saw this poster, i was on my way to work. it made me laugh so much to myself, it naturally made my day and will forever be known in my world as the best poster to past on one's way to work or (really, let's be honest here) just the best poster to past while walking ever.

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Cast the calming apple
Up and over satellites
To draw out the timid wild one
To convince you it's alright
And I listen for the whisper
Of your sweet insanity while I formulate
Denials of your affect on me

You're a stranger
So what do I care
You vanish today
Not the first time I hear
All the lies

What am I to do with all this silence
Shy away, shy away phantom
Run away terrified child
Move away you flippin' tornado
I'm better off without
Tearing my will down

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Worst cashier in the world? Resent studies prove otherwise.

first off, i must give a shout out to all secret shoppers. not only does your job rock, you guys rock. more especially the two out of four that stop in at p*nea this last month (you guys really rock) both giving me a stellar score which beat the heck out of whatever else they give scores to, making me the best part of the store. did this give me a raise? no. (i asked) but surprisingly enough it did get me a shopping spree to gap. okay, so not a shopping spree but i did get a gift card. which was practically a shopping spree considering that gap (conveniently located right next door to p*nea...guess where i went right after work) is having a 60% off sale! i don't know if you are aware, but gap having a huge sale and me getting a very unexpected, not to shabby gift card deserves a hollar.



hollar.

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How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?

Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky